Silly Walk

A ridiculous procedure required to access a simple feature:

To start off on the right SillyFoot, I'd just like to ask:

: Which, between Emacs and Vi, wins the MostSillyWalksPerManHour award in the Editing Text category? If you show a SillyWalk, please also explain which feature it implements.

I have a silly walk and I'd like to obtain a Government grant to help me develop it.