You Know You Dont Belong In Management When

• You envy the coders under you instead of your own boss.
• When the CEO asks whose fault it is that the project is late, you say, "Yours, Sir".
• You accidentally come to work with your shirt inside out.
• You cringe every time the phone rings.
• You use statistics and facts in meetings.
• When you go out and get drunk at night with your boss, you break down and start crying about how much you love Lisp.
• You try to explain to the CEO how the company will capture a new market by drawing a UML Interaction diagram.
• Your StarTrek-oriented metaphor doesn't work either
• You hold as important the needs of the consumer and the quality of what is produced for them over the magnitude of the bottom line.
• You can personally "sign" your work with pride.