Yogi Berra
      
      
        Quotable former manager (and catcher) with the New York Yankees.  Nowadays most recently seen in an insurance commercial with a big white duck.  Not to be confused with Yogi Bear.
      
      
      
        Yogi had a way of making a tautology informing. For example:
      
      
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           It ain't over til it's over.
        
 
      
      
        Not to mention contradictions:
      
      
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           If people won't come to the ballpark you can't stop them.
        
 
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           Never answer an anonymous letter.
        
 
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           Nobody goes there anymore. It's too crowded.
        
 
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           (loosely quoted) You should attend funerals, because if you don't go to people's funerals, they won't go to yours.
        
 
      
      
        On decision-making:
      
      
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           When you come to a fork in the road, take it.
        
 
      
      
      
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