Unix Holy Man

the book of boot

chapter 1

  1. in the beginning, root created /var, and /usr.
  1. and /usr was void and empty, and darkness was upon the screen of the

terminal; and the spirit of root moved over the drives.

  1. and root said, let there be sh. and there was sh.
  1. and root saw that sh was good; and he divided the sh from the void.
  1. and he called the sh "/bin/sh", and the void "/dev/null", and there

was boot and halt one session.

  1. and root said, let there be a partition made amidst the drives, and

let it divide the drives from the drives.

  1. and root made a partition, and divided the drives that were under

the partition, from those that were above the partition, and it was so.

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