Tree Killing Authors
Longwinded folk who don't seem able to say anything in under 800 pages:
StephenWolfram
All the more impressive when you consider he never includes a proper bibliography...
KenWilber
DonBox
NealStephenson
MartinFowler
(not really,
UmlDistilled
is around 170pp)
MarcelProust
, for Remembrance of Things Past
StevenKing