Reasons To Get Sacked

• Asked for too much bread.
• Asked for a sliver of time off.
• Found a higher-paying job, with eviler bosses.
• Grandparent company sacked parent company.
• Uttering a vaguely used but possibly diversity-challenged word out of a stream of technobabble somehow inappropriately.
• Noticed the "other company" in a back room all to themselves were primarily interested in international shipping...
• Sacked for { writing too many UnitTests | excess coffee consumption | spamming users' emails from a unit test }
• Boss chose MicroSoft technology.
• Discovered executive infighting the wrong way...