Douglas Crockford
Douglas Crockford is a product of our public school system. A registered voter, he owns his own car.
See http://www.crockford.com/ for JavaScript wisdom, many papers and examples about EeLanguage, and various other whimsy, such as MotherGoose rhymes updated for the DigitalAge:
Jack be nimble
Jack be quick
Jack jump over
The cable decoder
Peter Peter pumpkin eater
Had a wife and couldn't keep her
He put her in a pumpkin shell
And then he watched some television
Murray had a big TV
With colors bright as life
And every time he turned it on
He forgot about his wife.
Are you beeping? Are you beeping?
Brother Jack? Brother Jack?
Get your pocket pager. Get your pocket pager.
Call them back. Call them back.
Peas porridge hot
Peas porridge cold
Peas porridge from the microwave oven
Mary had a cool boombox
The loudest in the town
And everywhere that Mary went
They said to turn it down
Mister Cole has remote control
And remote control has he
He gets CNN
He gets HBO
And he gets his MTV
Skipping through the dial
All night from dusk to dawn
Grazing four and eighty channels
And still there's nothing on
Hackery dackery duck
The stupid mouse is stuck
It can't pick
And it can't click
Hackery dackery duck
It's time again to upgrade, upgrade, upgrade
It's time again to upgrade, here comes the new OS
It's time again to upgrade, upgrade, upgrade
It's time again to upgrade, it always is a mess
Stevie, turn the TV on
And Zute will make it mute
Fran'll change the channel
Adolph will turn it off.
Janey, Janey, quite complainy
How does your website grow?
With whistles, bells, and URLs
And little GIFs all in a row.
(last edited June 20, 2005)