Captain Horn Dog
And you thought CaptainHornHair was bad? How about:
- You guys keep working to fix this planet's problems. I'm off to improve relations with the naked green chicks.
- I've had superintelligent chicks, alien queens, fembots, real live godesses, even Joan Collins in her prime. But even though we just met you make me feel like I never felt before.
- Can you design some sort of cloaking device that will hide my bald spot and make my waist look slimmer?
- Climb up into the JeffriesTube with me, yeoman. No, you first ...
- Let's form an away team. Rand, Uhura, Troi, Yar, Ro, Dax, Kira, SevenOfNine, and T'Pol, you're with me. We can all squeeze into one shuttle.
- Lieutenant, when stranded on a frozen planet, sharing body heat is a vital survival technique.
- I know the rest of Starfleet updated the female crew uniform years ago, but on this ship, we honor tradition!