Agile Certification
      Certifying Agile would guarantee only the refuseniks make history, like the 1863 Paris Gallery of Rejects: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Salon_des_Refus%C3%A9s
The winner of the Official Salon:
        
      
The most notorious entry from the Salon des Refusés:
        
      
--Phlip, Cabanel, & Manet